Lady Can't Figure Out Why Her Pimple Is Moving All Over Her Face, Whoops It's A Parasitic Worm

I’ve struggled with some acne back in my day, man that was the worst waking up with a gross ass zit and having to trudge my ass into high school knowing everybody was looking at it screaming and yelling  like Doug Funny.

(Or the Doug in Family Guy for all you millennials who don’t appreciate that killer reference)

(Speaking of killer)

Anyway,

Classic case of the grass is always greener here though.

Could have been a motherfucking parasitic worm eating it’s way through my under-cheeks.

Gross!

Enjoy the rest of your Saturday.

PS,

How about this lady waiting 10 days to get it checked out?  10!!

There’s a freaking worm in your face!